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5 April 2048 @05:20 GMT



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Humongous Melonheads
1741 wins, 652 losses
8,775 fans

All of these teams have played against the Humongous Melonheads at least ten times. The ones on the top of the list have played the most.
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Alefgard Dragon Warriors
29 - 42


California Heat
30 - 21


Overclocked Celeron Processors
18 - 29


SimYard SimShitters
34 - 13


Simpsonville Hokies
27 - 20


Bulletproof Tiger
25 - 20


London Underground
35 - 5


Simyard Simdrama!
28 - 12


Smallville Crows
23 - 15


Kalamazoo Kangaroo
23 - 14


Morgana's Zorro
17 - 20


Sioux Falls Big Foot
30 - 4


Kentucky Fried Chicken
24 - 7


Hillsborough Hitmen
14 - 17


Spruce Kabobbers
16 - 13


Keith Hernandez
17 - 11


PABF Bot
22 - 5


Palm Springs Power
15 - 12


Oakland Athletics
20 - 6

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Bear Dance
18 - 8


Joe Cools
23 - 2


The Team Formerly Known As Sharks
12 - 13


Short Pump Suds
11 - 14


Ottawa Beaver Tails
21 - 4


Lost Muffins
15 - 8


While My Guitar Gently Weeps
17 - 3


Tampa Monkeys
13 - 7


Stanton Opening Day Homer
16 - 3


K9 Unit
10 - 9


Bartlett Wannabees
17 - 0


Now Zoidberg is the Popular One!
11 - 6


Mississippi Chaingang
8 - 9


Charlock Dragonlords
15 - 2


Portland Green Sox
8 - 9


MVP .
12 - 4


Chicago Hawks
10 - 6


Former Park Team
15 - 1


Boston Beersnobs
12 - 4

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Cincinnati Reds
7 - 9


GALION F.U.B.A.R.
14 - 2


The Abusement Park
11 - 5


Diamond Dogs
11 - 5


Maryhill Magyars
8 - 7


Flint Stones
12 - 3


Defunct Account
10 - 5


Macon Babies
12 - 3


Concord Knickerbockers
10 - 3


I suppose I'll Make another team
9 - 4


B.K.'s Basement Dwellers
12 - 1


Crystal Lake 13s
10 - 3


Prince George Punishers
13 - 0


Training Failure Scum
10 - 3


The List Of Jericho
8 - 5


Edinboro Lancers
9 - 4


Meter Readers
12 - 0


Burlington Fail Trains
11 - 1


Overcooked Celery Processes
9 - 3

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Petersburg Penguins
3 - 9


San Diego Platypodes
12 - 0


California Golden Seals
10 - 2


Mcafee Maniacs
11 - 1


Planett Fitness
10 - 2


Water Meters
8 - 4


Super Dodgeball Champions
12 - 0


Moon Shaped Pujols
11 - 0


Northwestern Univ. Wildcats
10 - 1


Gary Southshore Railcats
9 - 2


Edinboro Buckeyes
7 - 3


London Logicians
9 - 1


Los Puercos Gigantes
7 - 3


Cresson Helpers
10 - 0


Mudville Niners
8 - 2


SCLSU Muddogs
10 - 0


Betty White
9 - 1


Battle Creek Maple Syrup Cartel
8 - 2


9 Games
San Antonio Missions (7-2), Malta Knights Templar (7-2), Underpants Gnomes (9-0), Honey Crisps (4-5), Roma Lupi (9-0), Florida Orange (8-1), We Believe in You, Matthew Hobgood (8-1), Adventure Bay Paw Patrol (7-2), Okemos Otters (6-3)

8 Games
Wormtown Wolverines (4-4), Blue String Puddings (5-3), I Like Pie (3-5), Golden Delicious (3-5), Baby Sharks (4-4), Lahti Pelicans (7-1), Aqua TV Show Show (8-0), Black Mamba (7-1), Texas Storm (6-2)

7 Games
Milwaukee Brewers (6-1), Birmingham Bastards (6-1), Galena Muskies (4-3), Fort Bend Fire Ants (3-4), Lost in Space Robot B-9s (6-1), Liv Morgan (6-1), Holden Pokers (6-1), Hyde Park Reds (4-3), Holding Cell Criminals (6-1), Gotham Knights (7-0), Hot Live Guys (7-0), Kasumi's Cendrillon (7-0), Parking It! (7-0), Taco vs. Grilled Cheese (6-1), Foster's Friends (5-2)

6 Games
Omaha Spurs (5-1), Clearwater Threshers (4-2), Unidentfied Flying Object (4-2), Portsmouth Pandas (4-2), Pawtucket Phantoms (5-1), Hillsboro Hops (2-4), Dungeon Run (6-0), Simyard Legends (5-1), Mercedes Benz (2-4), Harry Kalas (5-1), Freshly Squeezed (6-0), Florida Man (4-2), Iowa Hawkeyes (6-0), WOW!! IT'S ADORABLE KITTENS IN SWEATERS! (6-0), Atlantis Lightworkers (5-1)

5 Games
MacArthur Park (3-2), Wisconsin Moon Men (1-4), Mothballs Team 1 (3-2), Orphan Black Clones (5-0), Postage Meters (4-1), Gilead Gunslingers (3-2), Playboy Bunnies (4-1), Dream Team (4-1), Hokie Nation (5-0), Crooked Bandits (4-1), Tree Hill Ravens (5-0), SimYard Park Rookie Training (4-1), Team Not Found (4-1), Camp Leftovers (5-0), Stonington Bears (5-0), Ancient Legendary Wolves (5-0), Transylvania Pioneers (4-1), One Team To Rule Them All (4-1)

4 Games
Simyard Snakes (3-1), Stay Haderaded (3-1), El Chapo's Taint (2-2), Mississauga Royals (4-0), Decatur Staleys (2-2), TourPro Basswood Drums (3-1), Chattanooga Capybarus (4-0), Rotting Corpses of the Bullpen (4-0), Marrakesh Express (1-3), Gritty's Urges (2-2), Chesterfield Catfish (2-2), Charlie Browns (4-0), Iron Curtain Serfs (4-0), Hand Hammered Turkish Cymbals (4-0), Wedding Cake (4-0), LER PInk Panthers (3-1), Omaha Officers (4-0), Log!c Langstas (4-0), Wisconsin Winter 20 Below Zero Kids (4-0), Boston Fighting Irish (4-0), Transcendental Mystic Wolves (3-1)

3 Games
Calculating Infinity (2-1), Phlegethon Hellhounds (3-0), Manchester Maulers (3-0), Lakewood Lightning (1-2), Meloetta's Song of Love (3-0), Las Vegas Stars (2-1), Dayton Apps (3-0), Deep Space Nine (3-0), Smooth Criminals (3-0), Skaro Daleks (2-1), North Carolina Hurricane (3-0), Henrico Huskies (3-0), The Fanta Menace (3-0), Happy ! (1-2), Ann's Carmen (3-0), Yusuke's Goemon (3-0), Worcester Wildcats (3-0), Yorktown Yetis (2-1), Texas Boogie-Woogies (3-0), Dallas Spartans (3-0), Champion Rings (3-0), Honda Civic (3-0), It Don't Come Easy (3-0), Rather Bees (3-0), Attic Door (3-0), The BlueDevils (3-0), NW Indiana Covid 19s (3-0), Pink Whitney (3-0)

2 Games
Orlando Ocean (2-0), Futaba's Necronomicon (1-1), Lehigh Engineers (1-1), Jive City Rerun (2-0), Dunder Mifflin Paper Company (1-1), Roanoke Express (0-2), Strawberry Fields (0-2), Oxford Owls (2-0), Electric Meters (2-0), Philadelphia Anderlopes (2-0), Torn ACLs (2-0), Mothballs Team 2 (0-2), Richmond Raccoons (2-0), AAA Mets (2-0), Front Door (2-0), Duluth Huskies (2-0), Evansville Crowns (1-1), Orlando Tail Gators (1-1), South Carolina (2-0), Carolina Mudcats (0-2), LITERATURE CLUB (2-0), Ministry of Silly Walks (2-0), Ceiling Cats (2-0), Mighty Mullets (2-0), Luca Brasi (1-1), Speedo Meters (2-0), Apple Juice Boxes (2-0), Way Below The Mendoza Line (2-0), Noblia Wildcats (1-1), Maine Lobster (1-1), Boston Lobsters (2-0), Narwee Knights (2-0), Hilo Silverswords (2-0), New Market Mallers (1-1), Dinner with Rick Pitino (2-0), South Sumter Raiders (2-0), Indiana Sluggers (2-0), Newark Brickmakers (2-0), Three Mile Island Melt Down (2-0), New York Screwdrivers (2-0), McKaylin's Team (1-1), Moorhead Spuds (1-1), Miami Fire (2-0), Green Bay, WI Gerbils (2-0), Washington Federals (2-0), Perry Porpoises (2-0), Twilight Hunting Wolves (2-0), Chapman Chargers (2-0), Miami Hurricanes (2-0), Moron Mountain Monstars (2-0), Six Deep KoRn (2-0), Toronto Blue Jays (2-0), Tennessee Bengals (1-1)

1 Game
Edgebrook Deloreans (1-0), Stratford Rabbits (1-0), Phoenixville Fyrebirds (0-1), Savannah Bananas (1-0), Milwaukee MadMen (1-0), Milwaukee Beer Brats (0-1), Knottingley Roses (1-0), Atlanta Jaxx (1-0), Roadkill Leftovers (1-0), SpongeBob SquarePants (1-0), Broken Matt Hardy (0-1), Matt Hardy Version 1s (0-1), Guntersville Glory Holes (0-1), Order of the Atom (1-0), Ladyboy Adventure Time (1-0), Dallas Dominators (0-1), Trenton Thieves (1-0), Pink Ladies (1-0), Fountain of Youth (1-0), Kississippi Prep Pine (1-0), Kansas City Wildcats (1-0), Lynchburg Butterballs (1-0), Janzen Janzen's (1-0), Wachusett Mountaineers (1-0), Milwaukee Wolves (1-0), St Paul Saints (1-0), Park Mockery (1-0), Prince Edward Island Puppers (1-0), Milwaukee Schlitz (1-0), Hartford Wailords (0-1), Spanking Machines (1-0), Talacrey Bulldogs (1-0), Youngstown Young Guns (1-0), Liverpool Rockstars (1-0), Ruby Riott (1-0), Blacksburg Hokie Pokie (1-0), Gas Meters (1-0), Casper Mattresses (1-0), Burger Kings (1-0), Altair IV Krells (1-0), Walnut Creek Diablos (1-0), Chessie System (0-1), Ban Hammer (0-1), Bancroft Bandits (1-0), My Hypocrisy Knows No Bounds (1-0), Rocket City Trash Pandas (1-0), Calgary BlackHarts (1-0), Park Mocks Nas (1-0), Crossingville Suicide Squeeze (1-0), Prophet Of Truth, Mercy and Regret (1-0), Shit Stains (1-0), Golden State Reserves (1-0), Robbie's 2.0 (1-0), Αθήνα Γλαϋκες (1-0), Young Buckz (1-0), The Garage (1-0), Allen Lions (1-0), Bismarck Flickertails (1-0), Las Vegas Dealers (1-0), Jackson Hole Jail Birds (1-0), Great Falls Voyagers (1-0), Oshawa Otters (1-0), The database is not responding (1-0), Nachos University 05ers (1-0), Cort Katanas (1-0), Yamaha Five Strings (1-0), Green Apples (0-1), Minnesota Twins (1-0), Powassan Brewers (1-0), Tally Sharks (1-0), GTA Towers (1-0), Lincoln Lawyers (1-0), Fresno Flyers (1-0), Carnation Cougars (1-0), Minneapolis Riot Squad (1-0), Houston Quack (0-1), Aden Ancients (1-0), Ruka Blizzard (1-0), Average Joes Gymnasium (0-1), Barcelona Bulbasaurs (1-0), Marijuana Field Fairies (1-0), This is SimYard 2.0 So Suck It! (1-0), It Hurts When I BillPee (1-0), Guppy Farm (1-0), Sarasota Stags (1-0), Baton Rouge Bowers (1-0), St. Lucie Mets (1-0), Westminster Bernicrats (1-0), Westminster Rockies (1-0), The Self Quaran(teens) (1-0), Island of Misfit Toys (1-0), Holts Summit Helicopters (1-0), Late Night Monsters (1-0), NES Mustangs (1-0), Akron Buckeyes (1-0), Coyote Conglomerate (1-0), Roy's Realm (1-0), Ohio Underdogs (1-0), Small Town Dreams Big City Memes (1-0), Morgan Road Wolves (1-0), Portland Tridents (1-0), Lake County First Responders (1-0), Centerville Patriots (1-0), Hilton Parkers (1-0), Bountiful Bees (1-0), Untimely Errors (1-0), Julian Morgensterns (1-0), Dover Grey Sox (1-0), West Vigo Vikings (1-0), Simon Bar Sinister (1-0), Luke Bard (1-0), Eugene Pioneers (1-0), Josh Phegley (1-0)


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